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#1 Done60

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:04 PM

I dunno if someone has posted this game already.

So here are the mechanics, you will grant the wish of the person above you but granted wishes will have a defect. In order to keep the thread going, you will make a wish at the end of your post.

Err, I'm bad at explaining..

It goes like this:

(cool) : I wish I was married to my all time super crush!

(lol) : Wish granted! But you will find out that SHE. Yes, "SHE" was your biological father.
  I wish I have the power to be invisible.
(tongueout) : Your wish is my command! But every time you become invisible, you will have a very terrible smell in order for the people to easily locate you. I wish I was a Millionaire!

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And it goes on and on. (clap)

Okay I will start.

I wish I could fly.

EDIT: NO CLEVER WISHES LIKE "I WISH NO ONE MESSES MY WISH" OR "I WISH I CAN WISH INFINITELY"

Edited by Done60, 29 March 2013 - 10:05 PM.


#2 SHARDZ86

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:28 PM

Yea, but you can never walk again.

I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND (sob)

#3 insidious0192

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:59 PM

View PostSHARDZ86, on 29 March 2013 - 02:28 PM, said:

Yea, but you can never walk again.

I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND (sob)


Wish Grantes but her face will be like


Posted Image


I wish I was a billionaire (sob)

Edited by insidious0192, 29 March 2013 - 09:25 PM.


#4 desofire

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 03:40 PM

View Postinsidious0192, on 29 March 2013 - 02:59 PM, said:

Wish Grantes but her face will be like


Posted Image


I wish I was a billionaire (sob)
Wish granted... you WERE a billionaire (lol)

I wish I have really fast internet connection with uber imba super mega gaming computer and the money to fund this lifestyle for decades (T.T)

#5 insidious0192

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 03:47 PM

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Edited by insidious0192, 29 March 2013 - 09:23 PM.


#6 ruichi99

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:08 PM

View Postdesofire, on 29 March 2013 - 03:40 PM, said:


Wish granted... you WERE a billionaire (lol)

I wish I have really fast internet connection with uber imba super mega gaming computer and the money to fund this lifestyle for decades (T.T)


Wish granted!, but you get both hands removed because of diabetes(from all those junk foods).....


Wish i am a dragon slayer

Edited by ruichi99, 29 March 2013 - 08:09 PM.


#7 SeanDG

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

Wish Granted but you yourself is a dragon so you have to kill yourself

I wish I can enter the anime world

#8 insidious0192

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:24 PM

lol...why do I keep posting?

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Edited by insidious0192, 29 March 2013 - 09:25 PM.


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Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:07 PM

View PostSeanDG, on 29 March 2013 - 08:30 PM, said:

Wish Granted but you yourself is a dragon so you have to kill yourself

I wish I can enter the anime world

Wish granted! Prepare your arse! Here comes the tentacles! (clap)

I wish I have sharingan eyes.

Edited by Done60, 29 March 2013 - 10:09 PM.


#10 desofire

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:44 PM

View PostDone60, on 29 March 2013 - 10:07 PM, said:

Wish granted! Prepare your arse! Here comes the tentacles! (clap)

I wish I have sharingan eyes.
Wish granted, but your lifespan is 3 days once it is granted and there is absolutely no way at all to bring you back to life (lol)

I wish I am a smexy person that attracts beautiful women that aren't traps (lol)

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:53 PM

View Postdesofire, on 29 March 2013 - 10:44 PM, said:

Wish granted, but your lifespan is 3 days once it is granted and there is absolutely no way at all to bring you back to life (lol)

I wish I am a smexy person that attracts beautiful women that aren't traps (lol)
wish granted! you get AIDS from one of them.

i wish i could slack forever.

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:55 PM

View Posttankyreaper, on 29 March 2013 - 10:53 PM, said:

wish granted! you get AIDS from one of them.

i wish i could slack forever.
Wish granted, you are now in massive debt... financially (lol)

I wish I was a very attractive female loli so I can experience what it is like to schlick myself (lol)

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 11:34 PM

View Postdesofire, on 29 March 2013 - 10:55 PM, said:

Wish granted, you are now in massive debt... financially (lol)

I wish I was a very attractive female loli so I can experience what it is like to schlick myself (lol)
Wish granted; your fingers are now extensively shortened (lol)

I wish I could watch anime for no longer than 7 hours (:[)

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 11:45 PM

View PostRembrandt, on 29 March 2013 - 11:34 PM, said:

Wish granted; your fingers are now extensively shortened (lol)

I wish I could watch anime for no longer than 7 hours (:[)

Wish granted, master, but one of your eyes become blind once you start watching anime.

I wish I had cute cat ears. (lol)

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 11:53 PM

View PostAkaruiMaika, on 29 March 2013 - 11:45 PM, said:

Wish granted, master, but one of your eyes become blind once you start watching anime.

I wish I had cute cat ears. (lol)
Wish granted, but you're now an ugly frog with a pair of cute cat ears (lol)

I wish I could have a kissing scene or better yet, a randy scene with my anime crush
(my being lustful is getting pretty out of hand (lol) )

Edited by Rembrandt, 29 March 2013 - 11:57 PM.


#16 NekoKun

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 12:28 AM

View PostRembrandt, on 29 March 2013 - 11:53 PM, said:

Wish granted, but you're now an ugly frog with a pair of cute cat ears (lol)

I wish I could have a kissing scene or better yet, a randy scene with my anime crush
(my being lustful is getting pretty out of hand (lol) )

wish granted, but then when you kiss you found out that your anime crush is actually a manly kali (:>)  (look at fan media "bringing back your nightmare" for futher reference (:>) .)

i wish i could be a cute boy with cute cat ears and a cute cat tail (love) .. and that ppl stop staring at my siggy (shame)

Edited by NekoKun, 30 March 2013 - 12:29 AM.


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Posted 30 March 2013 - 01:37 AM

View PostNekoKun, on 30 March 2013 - 12:28 AM, said:

wish granted, but then when you kiss you found out that your anime crush is actually a manly kali (:>)  (look at fan media "bringing back your nightmare" for futher reference (:>) .)

i wish i could be a cute boy with cute cat ears and a cute cat tail (love) .. and that ppl stop staring at my siggy (shame)
Wish granted... You are now a cute boy with cute cat ears and cute cat tail... Oh, did I mention that you're a cat now?

I wish... To be the very best... Like no one ever was!

Edited by Moonphos, 30 March 2013 - 01:37 AM.


#18 Minty

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 03:41 AM

View PostMoonphos, on 30 March 2013 - 01:37 AM, said:

Wish granted... You are now a cute boy with cute cat ears and cute cat tail... Oh, did I mention that you're a cat now?

I wish... To be the very best... Like no one ever was!

wish granted.. but in exchange you will become a pokemon (:D)

i wish i have all the gaming console in the world (:])

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 04:08 AM

View PostMinty, on 30 March 2013 - 03:41 AM, said:

wish granted.. but in exchange you will become a pokemon br=
i wish i have all the gaming console in the world (:])

Wish granted, Master Shoko Makishima, but your body has been cursed to repel the opposite gender, rendering you unable to get a wife. (lol)

I wish the Kali has smaller boing-boings. (mad)

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 01:15 PM

View PostAkaruiMaika, on 30 March 2013 - 04:08 AM, said:

Wish granted, Master Shoko Makishima, but your body has been cursed to repel the opposite gender, rendering you unable to get a wife. (lol)

I wish the Kali has smaller boing-boings. (mad)
Wish granted, but all of the female characters in DN are traps (they have male genitals) (lol)

I wish I could wish for a wish that I knew what wish I really wanted to wish for.