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#1 Benjiro

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 06:36 AM

Okay now people may think of me as douch after this but i don't really care.

Here are a few rules for laggers:

1.If your router is a patato with a stick please upgrade to something better like a watermelon.

2.If your using wireless try to play above ground and not in your basement.

3.If your using woodensticks as connection wires you should buy something thats faster like chopsticks.

4.If you want a fast net with allot of ms you should go to Cavemantechnology.com they have awesome things there.

5.You should blame CherryCredits for you bouncing trough the whole map after a stagger or lift.

6.If you lift or stagger your opponent and you just lag tanked trough his skill just continue.

7.If your ping is above 400ms you should download something big like a movie. This way you will make sure that you lag less.

8.After lag tanking and lagging and being fat like Jabba the Hutt just say GG to your opponent and you will receive a nice exit without even clicking exit.


9.When your living in a country far away from europe you should definitly go play DN EU. That way you can fight against people that have stable ping.

10. Abuse your exi if you lag because that will make the fight really fair.

Ty people for reading my rules i hope that you will follow them.

Kind regards,

Benjiro

#2 Wanker

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 10:44 AM

thanks for the guide

#3 Surprised

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 05:31 PM

View PostWanker, on 03 April 2016 - 10:44 AM, said:

thanks for the guide

I'm only quoting you, simply because I like your name.

You're such a wanker. (clap)

#4 Zelfir

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Posted 07 April 2016 - 03:26 PM

Only BR will dislike this post :P

#5 CaptainCustard

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Posted 07 April 2016 - 09:02 PM

View PostZelfir, on 07 April 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Only BR will dislike this post :P

no BR => less lag; but also, no BR => pvp will be dead at night.

It's a struggle.

#6 Panta

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Posted 09 April 2016 - 12:56 PM

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#7 Anelin

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Posted 10 April 2016 - 07:48 PM

And if they somehow win, they must write: jajajajajajaja

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Posted 11 April 2016 - 02:45 AM

View PostAnelin, on 10 April 2016 - 07:48 PM, said:

And if they somehow win, they must write: jajajajajajaja
The accuracy XD