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#1 PawHammer

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 02:59 PM

Well... many of you may have already seen other posts of mine around the forums, but if you do not know me, I'm a forum moderator here! And since there's been a lower number of abuse report and suggestion posts, I decided to start a thread similar to the one Mantou opened a while ago, where you can ask me questions and I will try to reply to them! (Under the assumption I'm allowed to do this in my free time).

I find this can be an entertaining way for me as a moderator to get more in touch with all the forumers in a more personal way than just wishing you a nice day. Of course, there is going to be rules here, which I will follow, in general.

- I will reply without investigating anything (I'm here to have fun and communicate with you, not to get extra work!), from my own personal knowledge and beliefs.

-I won't speak about in-game problems you may have here (again, there's more appropriate forum sections to do that).

-I might not reply to some questions if they are about information I should not be revealing or are too personal.

-I might be a little bit too humorous and my replies may contain a high dose of bad puns. Do not take anything I say seriously on this thread unless I tell you to do so (the rules are serious, by the way, No way I was leaving a loophole here).

-Bonus! I prioritize replying to questions that have words with "Paw" in it, such as pawerful, impawssible, pawssive and the sort.

Anyway, have fun bombarding me with questions! And beware: I might ask you back the questions you intend me to reply!

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:09 PM

Do you prefer chili sauce or ketchup?

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:14 PM

 Ameron, on 15 November 2016 - 03:09 PM, said:

Do you prefer chili sauce or ketchup?
I dislike ketchup, never tried chili sauce and, as they say, better deal with a known enemy. So I'd say ketchup.

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:21 PM

why do you love machinas and their hammer sized paws so much

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:29 PM

sprite or cola or pawpsi

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:30 PM

 zuyi, on 15 November 2016 - 03:21 PM, said:

why do you love defensios and their hammer sized paws so much
Because my main character is a guardian and when I learned there would be a new tanky class with a block, self-sustain, self-healing, shielding, high mobility and natural paw cuteness I got so hyped that I started hoarding equipment for her months prior to her release. I consider my defensio my second main, and her gear is a proof of how much I cherish this character despite its many flaws (that and the logic that it will get a buff in the future because of being underpowered). Like... think about it: Higher damage output than a guardian (not sure about destroyer) with the same gear, provoke, the most powerful shielding in the game (insane defenses, a shame that the casting is terrible), several damage reduction skills, huge self-healing potential when geared right, cooldown reduction and self-cure... -drools too much and eventually stops typing because needs a drink. Luckily enough, the next question brings some drinks to the place!-

... and a bug that basically ruin-a-s your dps as defensio: https://www.youtube....h?v=bPSk9aJYmxI

 BlackShower, on 15 November 2016 - 03:29 PM, said:

sprite or cola or pawpsi

I like both Cola and Pawpsi, but I don't like caffein fizzy drinks too much. I prefer to have my caffein with my coffee and tons of sugar.

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:34 PM

 PawHammer, on 15 November 2016 - 03:30 PM, said:

-snip-
being underpowered).
you missed the opportunity to say underpawered.
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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:37 PM

1. wat other language does Paw know other than english?

like Mantou-san knows Chinese... and we cn post some Chinese word pun there... (:>)

2. do u like loli ? not in-game loli... i mean the REAL-life loli.... (:>)

Edited by XianRx, 15 November 2016 - 03:38 PM.


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:54 PM

 XianRx, on 15 November 2016 - 03:37 PM, said:

1. wat other language does Paw know other than english?

like Mantou-san knows Chinese... and we cn post some Chinese word pun there... (:>)

2. do u like loli ? not in-game loli... i mean the REAL-life loli.... (:>)

1) I speak fluent English, Spawnish and Catalan, I speak French not as fluently as the others, I clearly understand Italian and Portuguese (but I can't type or speak them) and I understand a tiny bit of German (like... VERY tiny. Almost like a loli). You can post chinese wordplay here if you wish, as my girlfriend will kindly translate it for me to understand.

2) No. Unless they are not obnoxious and behave rationally. In that case they are as good as any other kind of real-life person.

 Ameron, on 15 November 2016 - 03:34 PM, said:

you missed the opportunity to say underpawered.

I am ashamed of myself. I should definitely reconsider other job pawssibilities now. Maybe start a new life from zero somewhere else... new identity. I could be SnootSickle! I'm sure nobody would recognize me.

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:58 PM

1. Can I bribe you with fish...or meat? Cuz my kittens just love it
2. Do you like to adopt kittens?
3. What happens when you clip a cat's nails/claws?

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 04:09 PM

 Reflector, on 15 November 2016 - 03:58 PM, said:

1. Can I bribe you with fish...or meat? Cuz my kittens just love it
2. Do you like to adopt kittens?
3. What happens when you clip a cat's nails/claws?
1) Me? Weak to food? How dare you assume my weaknesses?

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2) When I was younger, I found an abandoned, almost starving cat in the streets and I brought it home to take care of it. After some days, I found it someone who was willing to take care of it and I gifted it the poor thing. I could not keep it myself because I'm allergic to their hair and other stuff on their skin and claws. (Fortunately, this does not apply for machina hair, since it's hybrid hair and not animal hair). I have been a volunteer for two summers in a row in a NGO that takes care of animals and uses them in therapy too! And I gotta say, taking care of a total of 23 therapy cats and 8 semi-wild cats made me realize what a big responsibility it is to take care of them... (also taught me I should not mess with then while they are eating. Getting a cat scratch when being allergic is not a pleasant experience). So I would say I would not actively look for a cat to adopt, but I would always help a animal that requires assistance.

3) Their nails become shorter and they take revenge by annihilating the corners of your furniture with their dreadful bites!

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 04:45 PM

Hooo.. Mantou has a rival. (:>)

Do you like puns? If you do, let's make a Paw-l.

Choose 1 out of the 3:
=Paw-erful
=Paw-lite
=Paw-retty


Where are you right now (irl)?


Do you like foods as much like Mantou?


Which hierarchy would you prefer with Mantou? Senpai? Slave? Master? Shisho? Or Sensei?

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 05:00 PM

 Efraym, on 15 November 2016 - 04:45 PM, said:

Hooo.. Mantou has a rival. (:>)

1) Do you like puns? If you do, let's make a Paw-l.

2) Choose 1 out of the 3:
=Paw-erful
=Paw-lite
=Paw-retty


3) Where are you right now (irl)?


4) Do you like foods as much like Mantou?


5) Which hierarchy would you prefer with Mantou? Senpai? Slave? Master? Shisho? Or Sensei?

I would not define Mantou as a rival at all. We both work for the good of the forums, so that makes me her ally, but anyway.. on to the questions:

1) A lot. The worse the pun, the more giggles it causes on me.

2) Pawretty, because it's a pawretty good suggestion.

3) I won't specify a lot, but I'm somewhere in western Europe (although half of the EU discord server knows where I am from).

4) I don't know how much does Mantou like her food, but I do love food. In fact, you should give me all your food, because I make good use of it, I can feed hungry defensios who can't clear nests alone -extreme lying to eat more-

5) I don't really mind. I guess since she has been working here for way longer, the most appropriate term would be senpai?

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 05:03 PM

 PawHammer, on 15 November 2016 - 05:00 PM, said:

I would not define Mantou as a rival at all. We both work for the good of the forums, so that makes me her ally, but anyway.. on to the questions:

5) I don't really mind. I guess since she has been working here for way longer, the most appropriate term would be senpai?

Mantou-san is NOT a GUY ??!!!!!

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 05:12 PM

 XianRx, on 15 November 2016 - 05:03 PM, said:

Mantou-san is NOT a GUY ??!!!!!
Who knows? Because I definitely don't. Aww, damnit, rule number 1.

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 05:16 PM

 PawHammer, on 15 November 2016 - 04:09 PM, said:

-scratched-

1. Sad....we have a lot of meat left at storage
2. Sad....we've been overtaken by kittens (got 9 now)
3. Dats why my neighbor's cat is grumpy....or cats are really like dat?


Additional Questions: Are cats descendants of Satan? Cuz...9gag

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 05:22 PM

 Reflector, on 15 November 2016 - 05:16 PM, said:

3. Dats why my neighbor's cat is grumpy....or cats are really like dat?
Additional Questions: Are cats descendants of Satan? Cuz...9gag
Yes, cats like biting as well as scratching.

No, that story is a cover. In fact, cats are the secret offspring of cthulhu, and are planning a world takeover. However, they are too busy trying to figure out why they can't catch laser pointer dots using their paws, and their plan will be posponed until they get one for research purposes. Please don't tell anyone I shared this top-secret information with you or I will get in trouble.

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 05:44 PM

Pink has no question, but Pink wanna say Pink likes cats.
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Posted 15 November 2016 - 07:15 PM

paw, r8 this username

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 07:27 PM

 lexlexlex, on 15 November 2016 - 07:15 PM, said:

paw, r8 this username

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1/rekt, I don't like it at all.