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#21 Froztania

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 07:30 PM

favorite color (:>) ?

#22 moemoebeam

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 07:37 PM

can i pat u ? (:[)

#23 PawHammer

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 07:48 PM

View PostFroztania, on 15 November 2016 - 07:30 PM, said:

favorite color (:>) ?

Green! And in second place, purple (I change my second favourite quite often tho).

View Postmoemoebeam, on 15 November 2016 - 07:37 PM, said:

can i pat u ? (:[)

Let me reply with a song from a fellow Hammer:

https://www.youtube....h?v=z5X5zh00rdg



#24 moemoebeam

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 07:50 PM

y machina paw so big ? (no)

#25 zuyi

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 07:53 PM

How do you retain your calm on handling extremely troll-ish and annoyingly egotistical forumers?

#26 PawHammer

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 08:00 PM

View Postmoemoebeam, on 15 November 2016 - 07:50 PM, said:

y machina paw so big ? (no)
Let me tell you a secret: the paw can be taken off whenever you want. It's just big for the following reasons:

1) To let all the machinery that moves it fit inside.
2) To be heavy enough so that punches hurt.
3) To be sturdy enough to serve as a shield.
4) So that it serves as emergency chair, parasol, umbrella and give the most epic hi-5s on DN.

View Postzuyi, on 15 November 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

How do you retain your calm on handling extremely troll-ish and annoyingly egotistical forumers?

By being so egoistical and scrooge that I just can't give any paws. And being troll-ish myself sometimes... it's good practice for runs where bosses like to debuff, builds up a lot of patience in a short period of time.

#27 zuyi

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 08:02 PM

View PostPawHammer, on 15 November 2016 - 08:00 PM, said:

4) So that it serves as emergency chair, parasol, umbrella and give the most epic hi-5s on DN.

mfw

#28 Reflector

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 08:33 PM

View PostPawHammer, on 15 November 2016 - 05:22 PM, said:

Yes, cats like biting as well as scratching.

No, that story is a cover. In fact, cats are the secret offspring of cthulhu, and are planning a world takeover. However, they are too busy trying to figure out why they can't catch laser pointer dots using their paws, and their plan will be posponed until they get one for research purposes. Please don't tell anyone I shared this top-secret information with you or I will get in trouble.

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#29 moemoebeam

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 08:42 PM

people say cat has 9 live, but why nine ?

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:01 PM

Here's a catnip...

#31 PawHammer

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 11:36 PM

View Postmoemoebeam, on 15 November 2016 - 08:42 PM, said:

people say cat has 9 live, but why nine ?
Actually, depending on your country it may have seven lives. Seven, in many parts of Europe, is considered the perfect number because of religious reasons. They are cats anyway, so you should cherish them as they were just going to live once.

Oh, and I found what happens when you cut their claws:

https://youtu.be/kix3LJGZ7y8



#32 BlackShower

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 12:29 AM

is there any way to remove my trophy warning point?

I feel like I've been a good paw lately

#33 YamiZero

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 01:43 AM

View PostPawHammer, on 15 November 2016 - 03:54 PM, said:

I am ashamed of myself. I should definitely reconsider other job pawssibilities now. Maybe start a new life from zero somewhere else... new identity. I could be SnootSickle! I'm sure nobody would recognize me.

Pawlease, did you mention me? (:>)

Hiiii! (:])

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#34 MOneGarand

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 03:09 PM

wai u dun liek catnip? (:[)  *waving it*

Edited by MOneGarand, 16 November 2016 - 03:10 PM.


#35 FlamingTaco

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 04:32 PM

View PostMOneGarand, on 16 November 2016 - 03:09 PM, said:

wai u dun liek catnip? (:[)  *waving it*
did you just assume her species!

#36 JimRiyo

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 06:02 PM

View PostFlamingTaco, on 16 November 2016 - 04:32 PM, said:

did you just assume her species!
Did you just assume Paw's gender? (lol)

Besides that, now knowing that Paw used to main a guardian, is Paw a male or a female? or a trap? (lol) just to clear some things out.

Edited by JimRiyo, 16 November 2016 - 06:08 PM.


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 08:46 PM

paw can u give me tips on how to become powerful just like this guy?
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also, how can i has multiply self? teach me please!

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#38 zuyi

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 11:10 PM

paw iz a qt boi dont make him a gril pls

#39 PawHammer

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 12:03 AM

View Postlexlexlex, on 16 November 2016 - 08:46 PM, said:

A) paw can u give me tips on how to become powerful just like this guy?
B ) also, how can i has multiply self? teach me please!

A) You can become the most pawerful man/woman on Earth by doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and run 10km every single day, with a bonus for losing all of your hair.
B ) You need to take the core of a mother cell of yours, then get a woman, take out one of her egg cells, remove the core of that cell, insert the core of your cell and then implant the resulting cell in the womb of another woman. Then you will get your very own clone! (Warning, the clone will keep the cell age of the cell you used, so make sure it's a newborn cell to extend its lifespan).

View PostMOneGarand, on 16 November 2016 - 03:09 PM, said:

wai u dun liek catnip? (:[)  *waving it*
I can't use that at work, sorry! Save that for later.

View PostBlackShower, on 16 November 2016 - 12:29 AM, said:

is there any way to remove my trophy warning point?

I feel like I've been a good paw lately

Once we warn you, you will stay warned forever... it's impawssible to get rid of it!

View PostJimRiyo, on 16 November 2016 - 06:02 PM, said:

Besides that, now knowing that Paw MAINS a guardian, is Paw a male or a female? or a trap? (lol) just to clear some things out.

I'm a paw and a hammer, none of those have gender... irl, a male, for those wondering.

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 01:29 AM

Do you love me?

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